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• Claim Chowder - Staff-banging serial adulterer Newt Gingrich claims that gang participation is up by 40% since The Kenyan Usurper became president. What actually is up is that reporting has improved (according to the FBI), and violent crime has actually declined. (Raw Story)


• Guns! Guns! Guns! - Upon hearing that the Justice Department is placing a hold on all evidence in the case, including the pistol teen hunting enthusiast George Zimmerman used to kill unarmed Skittles fan Trayvon Martin, the Buckeye Firearms Foundation announced that it is raising money to buy the former neighborhood stalker a new gun. (Livewire)


• Resignations - Confederacy nostalgiac Jack Hunter, who previously worked as a shock jock known as the “Southern Avenger” and who said Lincoln assassin John Wilkes Booth’s heart was “in the right place,” has resigned from Senator Aqua Buddha’s office. (The Hill)

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